All change please...

Forgive me dear cyberspace (for I have no idea how many I impact with this) for my disappearance for so long - I have been literally inundated with NO e-mails begging for my return.

A lot has changed - for a start I jacked in the bank and am now working for TfL which for those of you outside the Metropolis (including me until 4 days before I started the job) stands for Transport for London. Yes; you complain - I answer, It's that simple.

Things between MCM and I have mellowed and we are good friends and united as parents to MLA who continues to shine like the brightest star in the cosmos. She really is the best thing I ever did.

Now then, during my absence I did start seeing someone - shes very sweet and lovely and we had a nice time.....but something didn't quite 'click' so invariably we split - or did we? You see we still and did speak everyday on the phone. We did continue to (ahem) keep each other warm some nights (blushes knowingly) but to all intents and purposes we were NOT together. Now this seemed OK as I've always wanted a willingness for the female party to at some point bear a child with me. This person categorically doesn't want to. Not just with me - but with anyone. So brick wall #1, next we had a HUGE row over the creationism debate Vs evolution, turns out she found God (he was down the back of the radiator with the sock you've always wondered where it went to was) and personally I'm happy to leave him where he is until that plane I'm on suddenly stops being that plane I'm on if you catch my drift.

However, and it's quite a big 'however.' She's putting me up following my whirlwind move to London - bless her.

There's a lot more I feel I need to let you know but right now I'm not really in the right frame of mind so I thought I'd just check-in, bring you albeit a little hap-hazardly up to speed and let you know that I'm not dead.

I will be scribbling soon though as there's sooooooooooooooo much I need to get off my chest and shrinks are far more expensive than blogging......